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LACHESIS FAMILY REPLACED BY AUTOGEARS?

There’s all sorts of theories about the Lachesis family— because they’re HUGE! So many members in the immediate family! EIGHT kids? Why? It’s plain to see that Urania Lachesis is the main heir set to inherit her dad’s position, so was Cyrus Lachesis just REALLY fixated on making sure he had backups up to Plan I? Hello???

Five years ago, Mnemosyne Lachesis died of what was reported to be a sudden long-term re-emergence of the New Pthisis outbreak in 2067, which killed several thousand in Radiositá especially. Nowadays, we’re all immunized, so no NTB for us! But the fact remains that Mnemosyne Lachesis died and never returned.

Many people theorize on the exact reason why there’s so many prospective heirs: just happenstance, cloning, and the Suburban Bleachskin Changeling Theory I see so often on weird subseddits that keep referring to Euterpe with the word “vixen”. Even if she is a reincarnation of one of the scales of novenary or whatever you’re saying over there, you can at least not refer to people as TEMPTRESSES?

My theory is more grounded in the reality we know for certain. I think Mnemosyne did NOT die of re-emerging New Pthisis, but rather she was killed, along with the rest of the Lachesis family! Why else would all seven of the siblings (not counting the little kid) be so DEEPLY in the limelight in practically everything? It’s because they’re AUTOGEARS, designed to PUT IDEAS IN OUR MINDS in all possible pieces of media!! Euterpe with music, Polyhymnia with fashion and modelling, Urania with politics, Erato with livestreaming, Thalia with Clikclok, Calliope with FANFICTION!!! Admittedly, I don’t know what Melpomene does. They’re the only Lachesis sibling who isn’t in the limelight like all the other siblings, at least the ones over 12.

EDIT: I FORGOT TERPSICHORE EXISTS. I DIDN’T EVEN KNOW WHO SHE WAS, OKAY. But this is in line with my theory: She escaped!!! She’s ALIVE somewhere and she knows the TRUTH! If we can find her, we can confirm my theory that they’re trying to take over the media with autonomous BULLSHIT!

Comparing Euterpe videos from five years ago vs today, Euterpe is definitely much more practiced now than she used to be. She does a lot of collabs with Jian Kanan as well, and I’m planning on making my thoughts VERY well known on her later when I gather enough evidence about it. (Seriously, did everyone just collectively forget about the Jikanplex leaks and the articles from the 2050s? It’s ACTUALLY insane how much is out there that people just… FORGOT ABOUT???)

My theory is that they’re planning on / already have replaced most of the entertainment industry with BOTS that’ll only just serve us more CAPITALIST BULLSHIT, since even the corpo slaves in the music industry (et al) had too much of a BACKBONE for those snakes at Doxa Media.

LISTEN CAREFULLY to what the media is telling you nowadays!!! I found a bee in my FRESHLY OPENED HASSY the other day!!

I can’t say for certain whether or not the Lachesis family has cognizant thought or not, and I mostly wrote this because Suburban Bleachskin Changeling Theory kept ticking me off in how apocalyptic it was. It doesn’t make any FREAKING SENSE. WHY would Mnemosyne Lachesis be in a hole somewhere? WHY WOULD THEY PUT HER IN A HOLE? WHY DOES NOBODY WANT TO EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THEY EVEN MEAN BY THAT???? I KNOW it’s not a euphemism, you guys mean an actual HOLE.

And why would MELPOMENE represent Mammon? Is it just because of the name? As far as I’m concerned, Melpomene Lachesis represents greed the least. FWIW, I know someone straight up named Astaroth, and he thinks your theory sucks, guys. THINK ABOUT THE IMPLICATIONS OF ACCUSING SOMEONE OF BEING PART OF THE ARS GOETIA.

If the Lachesis family is all Autogears and only one is conscious (edit: other than Terpsichore) it’d be Melpomene, tho.