THE FIFTY CHICKENS INCIDENT
A few days ago, this guy living in the outskirts of the Merry-Spring Area got arrested because of a “foul smell” people noticed coming from his apartment. At first, people were like ohhh he’s probably dead.NO!
FIFTY CHICKENS.
There’s no way the square footage in that apartment is good enough to support that many animals, obviously-- it was cramped and there were feathers everywhere and they were practically spilling out of the door when police checked in on him. But that’s not even the craziest part: the guy who owns the apartment INSISTS that the chickens just APPEARED THERE SOMEHOW???
Apparently, the guy claimed he only owned two chickens, not FIFTY, and they were in pretty good indoor care with some stuff out on the balcony. (Sidenote, IDK how well you’d be able to care for LIVESTOCK in an apartment, but I’m not an expert on that…) He says he has absolutely no clue how or why they appeared, but they completely flooded his place and he couldn’t access it for days. He was trying to find someone to take the animals off his hands when the police show up, and arrested him for animal maltreatment…
BUT WHAT IF HE’S TELLING THE TRUTH?! We don’t know for sure that he was trying to get out of it and just came up with a bad lie! Because, like, why would someone just absolutely cover their FLOORS with chickens? It makes no sense! The only real logical explanation is that it was out of his control, because no SANE individual would have that many chickens!
The current leading idea on the Nonagon Trueball forums is that he was the victim of a “random portal event” or RPE / RPE theory, where unexplainable phenomena are attributed to random chance-- think of the theory of “clipping” by lining up your atoms perfectly, something that’s completely random but theoretically impossible. In other words, this man could be the victim of the world’s most UNFORTUNATE LOTTERY. Somehow, a hole in the fabric of our reality opened, and in came the animals…
Similar events have been linked to the “Armless Legless” murder case from ten years back (details I won’t repeat, Gooble it yourself), as well as the “Spontaneous Ginger Shower” that happened back in the 2070s where a group of people in Aratana, KT, discovered that shredded ginger was raining from the sky for some reason. (I’m not entirely sure about that one. I think it might have been someone dumping ginger out of their window from a high-rise balcony above them.) I can’t say for certain if I believe in RPEs, but there are MULTIPLE unexplainable events that have been recorded, especially around NTC, that COULD be linked to RPE theory.
What do you think might have happened? I can’t help but wonder if the police are trying to play this up as more absurd than it is so they can hide the TRUTH of what’s going on… RPE theory or not!!!